Conquerors of the Useful

“Commercial trucking prohibited through Yosemite Valley?” Well, there’s no one left to enforce that particular rule, is there.


Content Warnings below.


CREDITS: 


Written, directed and produced by Ben Sembler


Jason Culp as the Truck Driver and Old Dynamiter

Ben Sembler as Dynamiter 1

Caleb Bryant as Rock Climber 1

Akemi Oomori as Rock Climber 2

JC Leyson as Dynamiter 2

Belinda Cai as Ba

Victor Chi as Wu


Scenic Byways Theme by Rosie Tucker


MUSIC AND SFX CREDITS:


Doctor Turtle: https://doctorturtle.bandcamp.com/


“Grow Grotesque”; “Leap Second”; “Hypocritopotamus”; “My Little One Trick Pony”; “Rocinante’s Lament”; “The Talons of Adventure, The Antlers of Romance”; “Over The Water”; “Curse You, Finger”; “Jolenta Clears The Table”; “What Do You Think About When You’re Driving Your Car?”; “Clusticus The Mistaken”


Tape Recorder | Pond 5 https://www.pond5.com/sound-effect/91472763/audio-cassette-recorder-play-hamilton-analog-tape-deck-butto.html 

Dynamite | Juskiddink, Freesound https://freesound.org/people/juskiddink/sounds/82682/

Whistle | Inspector J, Freesound https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/411924/

Second Dynamite | Super Phat, Freesound https://freesound.org/people/SuperPhat/sounds/417691/

Distant Valley | exert.com.au, Freesound https://freesound.org/people/exert.com.au/sounds/234888/

Flute | John LaVine 333, Freesound https://freesound.org/people/JohnLaVine333/sounds/192404/

Kun Changdi | John LaVine 333, Freesound https://freesound.org/people/JohnLaVine333/sounds/192404/

Dizi Flute 3 | Carlos Carty, Freesound https://freesound.org/people/CarlosCarty/sounds/427849/ 

Mandarin Walla | Martian, Freesound  https://freesound.org/people/martian/sounds/241131/

Traditional Song Simple | Jundong Q, Freesound https://freesound.org/people/JundongQ/sounds/345513/

Japanese Koto | Rutger Muller, Freesound https://freesound.org/people/RutgerMuller/sounds/365215/

Eastern Strings | 4 Barrelcarb, Freesound https://freesound.org/people/4barrelcarb/sounds/418263/

Cheering| Sirderf, Freesound https://freesound.org/people/Sirderf/sounds/332309/ 

Birdsong| Seenms, Freesound https://freesound.org/people/seenms/sounds/424251/

Lava | Audionautics, Freesound https://freesound.org/people/Audionautics/sounds/133901/

Campfire and Voices | Bogus, Freesound https://freesound.org/people/bogus/sounds/104632/


Content Warnings:


Simulated Explosions